This Will get Ugly

As part of my new leaf, here's a little opinion that I have about a fairly hot topic. Maybe not so hot now as it was in the 90's but still can rankle a nerve or two. But take a gander at this article. Short and to the point but brings up some lovely points of contention.

HIV... AIDS... Voluntary drug use/abuse... Afghanistan... Why do I give a flying rat's reticulated rosey ass through a rolling multi-colored, sprinkle-covered, chocolate glazed, raspberry filled, fried donut??!!!!!!!!! About people who come to MY country, refuse to speak MY language, lap up MY benefits, kill MY neighbors and friends and compadres, use up MY natural resources, stink up MY breathing space, and just generally ick me the eff out??? Well, I don't. And they can all just sit over there and shoot up with blood-encrusted, camel poop- encrusted needles, filled with inferior brown Mexican heroin mixed with cockroach powder until the goats come home and I will be glad to buy it for them. In fact, I will fly my tasty, white, AMERICAN, red-white-n-blue, yuppie hiney over there in business class to pound their little emaciated forearms or necks or groins to raise up a scrawny vein in which to inject a large bolus of mind-numbing, toxic narcotic to which they can mumble their last salaam or salaat facing towards Mecca. I'll even be so kind as to whip out a nice rug and bend 'em over it.

Yep, no need for clinics, or free clean needles. No need to warn anyone of the dangers of contracting potentially fatal diseases via sexual congress. Feel free... go on... boink in the streets. Mohammed would. He's a lascivious bastard. In fact, get all your treats in a one-stop-shopping spree. Boink and shoot-up all at the same time. Maybe even practice a little sodomy while you're at it just to make sure it takes.

Have I been perfectly clear on this one?